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lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

it probably wasn’t healthy 

no, probably not. but still pretty impressive!

i know. 

i didn’t do anything impressive when i was 12

kind of a waste though since I don’t anymore

not a waste, just something that had its time and doesn’t anymore

I miss it

maybe you could teach? i mean, i don’t know, everything i know about ballet is from black swan and vc andrews books but yeah

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

it probably wasn’t healthy 

no, probably not. but still pretty impressive!

i know. 

i didn’t do anything impressive when i was 12

kind of a waste though since I don’t anymore

not a waste, just something that had its time and doesn’t anymore

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

it probably wasn’t healthy 

no, probably not. but still pretty impressive!

i know. 

i didn’t do anything impressive when i was 12

deadnvcrintern:

thatguyatralphs:

deadnvcrintern:

I was dancing en pointe when I was twelve. 

wow

it probably wasn’t healthy 

no, probably not. but still pretty impressive!

deadnvcrintern:

I was dancing en pointe when I was twelve. 

wow

sleepy pirate fairy lost boy

i’m a sleepy pirate

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

#ha

i’m so sleepy